1 Fish, 2 Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish

Earlier this week I ventured down to Norfolk, VA for my real job as a PR rep for a writer’s seminar. We took our writer’s out to one of our favorite restaurants in Virginia Beach: One Fish Two Fish. This restaurant prides itself as an alternative to formal dining, the “upscale without the uppity,” if you will. This ambience is created by the restaurant’s casual waterfront atmosphere (with boat access) that is centered around a large exhibition kitchen, providing exquisite views of the Bay.

The cuisine is described as a blend of California style with fresh, local seafood and organic produce. Being at a seminar where the goal is to wine and dine our writers, our client spared no expense in what we ate. As we sat down to our table, we were greeted by an artisanal cheese platter filled with assorted cheeses, mustard-tarragon, rosemary crostini and an assortment of fruits. Our palates were also tantalized by the Cajun fried select Virginia oysters accompanied by a Thai-chili aioli and fried calamari and onion rings with a horseradish barley-malt aioli. This could have been a meal in itself. But no, there was more food ahead of us. After the fresh-baked bread and churned butter came the salad course. I enjoyed a chopped Greek salad with cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, feta and an olive tapenade neatly stacked in a square on top of a bed of lettuce. The salty deliciousness of the olive tapenade and feta blended together perfectly with the crisp vegetables. Again, I could have called it a day and went home happily full.

Sauteed Shrimp & Jumbo Lump Crab Scampi

But no, the main course awaited. While most of my table mates ordered the Special of the Day – a pan seared rockfish with guacamole and other accoutrements – I went big. As soon as I saw the words sun-dried tomatoes, beurre blanc and crab I was SOLD. For $27.95, I received a beautiful plate of sautéed shrimp and jumbo lump crab scampi. It came nestled upon a tomato and basil pasta, swirling in a delicious lemon garlic beurre blanc. On top of all of this roughly chopped sun-dried tomatoes were sprinkled about. I know what you’re thinking, sounds delicious, but really…almost $30 for a meal? Let me tell you, while the price might seem high, for the fresh local seafood and exceptionally well cooked pasta and sauce, it was WELL worth it.

My plate looked like a piece of art. A LARGE piece of art. There must have been at least five crabs worth of meat piled on top of my shrimp and pasta. The large chunks of delicate, white crab meat were some of the freshest I’ve tasted since I’ve begun my search. The sweet tartness of the sun-dried tomatoes not only added color to my otherwise neutral plate of food, but provided a lovely contrast to the sweet and mellow flavors of the seafood, pasta and beurre blanc. The shrimp were large, plump, pink and succulent. Perfectly cooked, they absorbed the buttery citrusy goodness of the beurre blanc sauce creating a party in my mouth. I could have drunk a cup of that sauce it was that good.

The perfect bite was achieved by combining a little of everything in one fork full. A hard task to complete considering the various elements of the dish, but when done correctly, it was an explosion of flavors. The tartness of the sun-dried tomatoes, the light lemon garlic buttery goodness of the sauce, the fall to pieces succulence of the crab, the pop of the shrimp in your mouth and the balance of the basil and tomato pasta created a symphony of flavors this critic will soon not forget.

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If you should EVER find yourself fortunate enough to be in Virginia Beach looking for a good crab dish, go to One Fish Two Fish. The view’s not so bad either.

A Taste of Maryland in North Carolina

My parents recently moved from New Hampshire to North Carolina for many of the same reasons that I moved to Maryland. They’ve been dreaming of moving there for 18 years, so I’m glad that they’ve finally made it happen. They chose a small town on the coast by the name of New Bern. For the past two months that they have lived there they have raved about this restaurant called MJ’s Raw Bar and Grille, claiming it’s one of THE best seafood restaurants in town. So, I decided to visit them this past weekend and see if the food really did match the hype. 

MJ’s, located at 216 Middle Street in New Bern, NC, was founded by a Maryland native who hailed from Columbia. After 18 years in the coffee bar business, the owner decided it was time for a change and thus MJ’s was born. Their claim to fame is the “touch of Maryland” in all their dishes. 

The Private's Platter

My parents and I walked into the restaurant and decided to sit at the bar. The bartender was prompt and friendly and a bowl of salty, roasted peanuts awaited us. We decided to start our feast off with a couple of appetizers. Up first, the Private’s Platter for $10.95, which comes with three oysters, three clams and a 1/4 lb. of steamed shrimp smothered in Old Bay. Want more of it? Well at MJ’s they’ll let you double or triple the Private’s Platter. While this review is strictly for all things crab, I have to comment on how delicious the platter was. Made fresh behind the bar, you can even see the bartender shuck your oysters and create your platter. You know you’re getting freshness.

MJ's Crab Pretzel

Our second appetizer was MJ’s Crab Pretzel. A jumbo soft pretzel smothered in crab dip, then topped with melted cheddar cheese, the Crab Pretzel is a great deal for $8.95.  Served with MJ’s signature Jamaican Jerk tartar sauce, the Crab Pretzel is an ooey gooey delight. The soft and warm pretzel plays the perfect wing man to the creamy crab dip – as fine as any you would find in Maryland. While the old adage says that cheese and seafood should never mix, here on the Crab Pretzel they create perfect harmony. When digging into the Crab Pretzel, make sure to have an equal balance of pretzel, crab and cheese and don’t forget to dip it in MJ’s special tartar sauce. The Jamaican Jerk tartar sauce is sweet and tangy without being too spicy or overbearing with jerk flavor. It surprisingly plays a great accompaniment to any of their crab dishes, giving them an extra layer of flavor and is sure to set MJ’s apart from their competition. 

Mom's Soft Shell Crab Sandwich

Finally it was time for dinner. My dad had ordered the Lobster Tacos while my mom got the Soft Shell Crab Sandwich. In search of the perfect crab cake and sitting here in NC, I of course had to order MJ’s Signature Crab Cake. A family recipe handed down from the founder’s grandmom, the signature dish is made with all lump crab meat and “just enough breading to hold it together.” It is served with a house salad, smashed potatoes and the vegetable of the day, which just happened to be green beans when I visited. All of this comes in at $19.95. Want the Caesar salad instead? Swap it in for just $1.00 more. How about their special Strawberry Walnut Salad? That’s just $2.00 more. 

MJ's Signature Crab Cake

As the dish was placed before me, I had to do my duty and inspect it. Did it look like a Maryland Crab Cake? Well yes sir, it did. Now it was time for the taste test. As I dipped my fork into the crab cake, it gently fell apart upon my plate. The heaping amount of lump crab meat had been broiled and lightly dusted with Old Bay and had just been holding its shape, waiting for me to break it apart. The meat was fresh and light. Barely any filler, fresh herbs ran throughout and once again, the Jamaican Jerk tartar sauce played the perfect counterpart to the crab cake. It even served as a good dipping sauce for my al dente green beans, of which there seemed to be an abundance of. With my plate overflowing with food, I unfortunately could not finish my meal (perhaps the Private’s Platter and Crab Pretzel had something to do with it), but I enjoyed every bite. The smashed potatoes were creamy and buttery but had just enough lump in them to make them feel home cooked. My leftovers served as a great dinner the next night.

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So, have I found a taste of Maryland 400 miles south in a small town in North Carolina? I most certainly think I have. The founder of MJ’s has held true to his Maryland roots and has done an exceedingly well  job of spreading the gospel of all things crab to his new NC neighbors. If you find yourself in the town of New Bern and are craving some Maryland style crab cakes, go no further than MJ’s. You won’t be disappointed.

Visiting the Local Watering Hole

For this week’s review, I decided to visit one of my favorite local watering holes. Located at 145 Mayo Road in Edgewater, MD, Waterman’s Tavern is a small restaurant in an unassuming building. Half liquore store, half restaurant, Waterman’s is a local secret. Great food at fantastic prices, it’s a place where the wait staff will know your name and have your drink ready for you upon entrance.

Waterman’s opened last summer, shortly before I moved down here. My roommates are huge fans of this place and convinced me to go one day. Needless to say, I’ve been going back ever since. In the past year that Waterman’s has been open, their menu has expanded to include more seafood items and their restaurant has recently expanded to include booth seating. When I frequent Waterman’s, I typically get a burger, which in this critic’s humble opinion is one of their top menu items. This time, I decided to order a cup of their Waterman’s Crab Soup and an order of their Maryland Crab Cake Sliders. 

Waterman's Crab Soup

First, let’s talk about the soup. For only $3.95 for a cup of soup, you can expect a large coffee mug filled with delicious, spicy tomato broth and fresh vegetables with oyster crackers served on the side. I had expected a small cup for the price and had thought they had mixed up my order and given me a bowl instead. Come to find out, they just serve large portions for reasonable prices.

Rustic in appearance and clearly homemade, the soup is filled with peas, corn, lima beans, carrots and onions. Backfin crab is also present in the soup (hence it’s name), but in all honesty although I could see pieces of the crab, the taste was missing. The soup had a great spicy heat to it, and this ended up being the dominating flavor. A nice aesthetic touch is the crab claw that is included in the soup. While this looks nice and is a fun presentation, here’s my issue: how do you expect me to eat the claw? With no mallet or other claw cracking devices provided to me, I simply couldn’t eat the claw and it sat there in my soup…taunting me. 

Maryland Crab Cake Sliders

Next up was my order of Maryland Crab Cake Sliders. The order comes with two sliders and a side of homemade potato chips. Made with jumbo lump crab meat, folded with house made imperial and pan seared golden brown, the cakes are then topped with a house made tartar, lettuce and tomato and nestled in between two butter toasted slider rolls. My initial thoughts were “wow, those are some small crab cakes.” I understand that the premise of sliders is to be a miniature version of the larger sandwich, but for $10.95 I was expecting them to be slightly bigger, a little fuller.

While small in appearance, the cakes were big on flavor. More meat and less filler, with a light citrus taste and fresh herbs throughout, the pan searing of the cakes gave them a great, crunchy crust. The buttery rolls were a nice complement to the cakes, although at times I felt the bread swallowed up the cake and left it nowhere to be found. The home made tartar provided a great creamy contrast to the crispness of the cake’s crust. While the outside of the crab cake was crunchy, the inside remained tender and moist.

  

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I love Waterman’s Tavern. It’s comfy, it’s cozy and it’s where everybody knows your name. I just don’t completely love their crab soup and sliders. While they were good, they weren’t the best and I don’t think I’ll get either again. I certainly will be back to Waterman’s, but I think I’ll stick to my Sunday brunches and burgers from here on out.

Another Weekend, Another Crab Feast

Last weekend I missed the All You Can Eat Crab Feast at the St. Philips Episcopal Church due to a wedding. This week, I’m missing the Rotary Clubs Crab Feast happening this Friday, August 6th from 5-8pm at the Navy-Marine Corps Memorial Stadium in Annapolis, MD due to a welcome home party for our friend in the air force. Seriously friends, stop impeding my efforts to enjoy all you can eat crabs!

Rotary Club of Annapolis Crab Feast

Anyhow, if you are lucky enough to be able to go, know that your hard earned money will be donated to local charities. Last year’s crab feast donated $70,000 directly to local charities and non-profit groups. More than $1 million has been awarded since the first Annapolis Rotary Club Crab Feast in 1946. That’s impressive!

The feast includes all you can eat and drink, including large male crabs – the big ones – plus Maryland vegetable crab soup, sweet Maryland corn on the cob, beef barbecue sandwiches, all-American hot dogs, draft beer and assorted sodas and water. Also, a bake sale and cake raffle will finish your feast with sweetness.

Did I mention this is the 65th Anniversary of the Crab Feast? This all-you-can-eat-and-drink extravagance is the world’s largest crab feast and a major fundraiser for local community and cultural organizations.

So again dear readers, if you go, tell me how it is! One of these days I’ll make an all you can eat crab feast…

A Hawaiian Paradise in Edgewater, MD

Last week the humidity that has been plaguing the Mid-Atlantic region finally broke. I love summer. I love heat. That’s why I moved here from New England; but when the humidity and temperature are hovering at 98 degrees for over a month, a girl needs a break. That’s why when the humidity broke last week and you could finally sit outside during the day light without instantly turning into a puddle of sweat, I decided to take advantage of the beautiful day and enjoy some crabs deck side. 

My boyfriend and I jumped in our car and traveled down Route 2 to go to Coconut Joe’s Hawaiian Bar & Grill in Edgewater, MD. With their doors open for less than a year, they’ve received a lot of buzz. Settled upon what has been deemed a “cursed location” of failed restaurants past, it seems Coconut Joe’s may have found their stride and could be the one to break the trend. 

The location is gorgeous. Nestled next to the Route 2 bridge, the outside seating area overlooks the South River and neighboring marinas. We went on a Friday night…on a night when the humidity had finally broken…so needless to say, the place was packed. After waiting for only fifteen minutes, we were quickly seated outside at a picnic table near the children’s play area – a giant jungle gym in the shape of a pirate ship settled gently into sand.

Our waitress came up to us and was friendly and pleasant. We placed our orders – a broiled crab cake sandwich with sweet potato fries for me, shrimp scampi for the bf and crab dip for our friend who decided to join us on that fine evening. I must admit it did take awhile for our food to be served to us, somewhere close to about 25-30 minutes; however, with the gorgeous night and the good people I was with, the time fortunately passed quickly.

Coconut Joe's Crab Cake Sandwich

As soon as my plate was placed before me I knew I was going to enjoy my meal. A heaping serving of fresh lump crab meat with barely any filler, I quickly dived in. The bread, lettuce and tomato were completely unnecessary as the delicate flavors of the crab and the savory spice mixture that lightly dusted the entire crab cake were all I needed. I quickly discarded the trappings of the sandwich and focused on my prize: the giant crab cake that sat before me, begging to be eaten. The cake gently crumbled as I dipped my fork in through the layers of crab, scooping the sweet meat up to my mouth. My God, was this good. The sweet potato fries served as a delicious sweet counterpoint to the slightly spicy crab cake. I also enjoyed the diced fresh herbs that found their way into the layers of the delicate meat.

Coconut Joe's Crab Dip

Our friend offered me a few bites of his crab dip and this did not disappoint either. Gooey, creamy and crab filled, the dip hit all the right notes. Dusted with fresh herbs and served in a large, lightly toasted bread boule with what appeared to be half a sleeve of crackers on the side, the dip makes a perfect appetizer for a crowd of two or more. Or, for my friend, an entire meal for himself. Served at the perfect temperature, the dip is just cheesy enough, but maintains the delicate texture and taste of the crab meat. Again, you can tell the crab meat was fresh and the dip batch recently made.

If I had to find a draw back, it would be this: if you’re on a budget, don’t go here. While the food is delicious and fresh, the prices are high. My crab cake sandwich cost $17, while a double crab cake entrée costs almost $30. With a million dollar renovation (so I’ve been told), I guess Coconut Joe’s stands to make some of that back by way of charging high prices. But with the care they take in their food and the location they have, prices don’t appear to keep the crowds away as the restaurant remained pack from the happy hour crowd late into the evening bar crowd.

The other drawback I found was this: in the six hour period we were there (yes, dinner turned into drinks which turned into night caps), on two occasions we were plagued with a slight stench of ode de sewer. The first time it happened we thought perhaps a child on the pirate ship next to us had had an accident, but as the smell re-emerged its ugly (and smelly) head once the little ones had gone home for the night, we realized there must have been a sewer pipe somewhere near the establishment that on a few occasions decided to share its perfume with the dining crowd of Coconut Joes. This is not what you want to smell when you are enjoying a delicious, fresh crab cake.

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Despite the high prices and occasional odiferous neighbor, I would recommend dining on Coconut Joe’s crab cakes and crab dip. While the prices will keep me from coming back as often as I’d like to, the fresh crab meat and spice blend mixture that coats the cakes will bring me back to Coconut Joe’s for a special occasion, or just maybe on another beautiful night when the humidity happens to break.